September 8, 2006

According to google . . .

Billy walks like a man.
Billy talks like a human for the most part.
Billy smells like poop.
Billy looks like a circus ring leader or something.
Billy sounds like Jon Lord of Deep Purple.
Billy acts like he is 10.
Billy Sings Like a Real Man.
Billy kisses like a shot of cheap vodka : a slow burn that goes straight down.
Billy FUCKS like a champ!!!!!
Billy works like everyyydaaayyyyy - but still manages to find time to see his girlllsss - haha gotta love him!
Billy smiles like always as I sit down in front of him.
Billy drives like an old grandma.
Billy runs like the wind.
Billy hits like he did last year.
Billy hurts like hell.
Billy LAUGHS like a madman and scoops up the little bits of the drug and lets the pieces fall in to the jar of Brylcreem.
Billy shoots like a sissy girl.
Billy sleeps like sucking babe. The victim of this sordid craw.
Billy lies like a trooper.
Billy plays like a pro.
Billy rides like a horse.
Billy sucks like that!
Billy stinks like winkey dinks.
Billy swims like he has never swam before, shooting through the water like a bullet.
Billy stands "like one impaled and gagged" and could only dumbly "gesture[e] and gurgle[e]"
Billy screams like a diseased homeless man.
Billy falls like a house of cards in a stiff breeze.
Billy feels like he's a failure. His parents got him some medicine he can take at night that keeps his body from making pee.

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